Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song, “Genius”
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
Kurt Cobain’s suicide note is one of the most real, terrifying, and beautiful things that I’ve ever read.
|— me when they hot and u need to understand (via ofuckme1)|
Defender of love and justic and her handsome ’90s boyfriend
living the early ’90s dream
nobody can comprehend how unbearably happy this makes me
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
Hot Cocoa cookies from Pip & Ebby? Uh, yes please.
Also: “Cocoa,” not “hot chocolate.” This issue is more contentious to me than the “pop” versus “soda” schism.
SOMEONE MADE THE INCEST COFFEE ADVERT EVEN MORE AWKWARD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS