i only understand like 9% of life
what are your favorite stories that revolve around me and the things of which i do????????????????
PEOPLE THIS IS FOR A THING I MUST KNOW
I like how we laugh about really dumb things idk
and that one time we went to valley fair and you were scared to ride the monster but ended up loving it and we rode it the wholr fucking time. Also the merry go round where we were so dumb and the worker was like wtf
Do you ever just get a massive wave of self hatred and it’s impossible to think about anything else and you’re painfully aware of every flaw on your body
one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable
|—||Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)|
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
my aesthetic is whatever the polar opposite of uwu is
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral